internetexplorers:

STOP SCROLLING

quick reminder that i am cool and beautiful 

ok keep scrolling






robertbressons:

Whats a soulmate? Well, it’s like a best friend, but more. It’s the one person in the world that knows you better than anyone else. It’s someone who makes you a better person,  they inspire you. A soulmate is someone who you carry with you forever. It’s the one person who knew you, and accepted you, and believed in you before anyone else did or when no one else would. And no matter what happens, you’ll always love them.

[Inspired by (x)]




pallet-town-julie-brown:

kudos to mtv for spreading this message tho

(Source: lookdifferentmtv)



darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

(Source: darrenstummy-moved)



happywater:

i live in fear of unknowingly hooking up with a conservative



artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD

dannythebudgie:

"lllll’l’lll" She can wiggle her tongue. 

theoriginalgray:

lambtime:

katbache:

dailybungalow:

Really?

New goal

read a book now.


Wow.

givemeinternet:

If you’ve never worked in retail or a restaurant this is a real, legitimate thing that happens daily

“i dont care about looks”

LIAR

YOU’RE A LIAR

YOU ARE LYING

(Source: estpolis)



colonelhathi:

  • japan ≠ korea ≠ china
  • pakistan is not in the middle east
  • most muslims aren’t arabs
  • geishas are not prostitutes
  • mexico is a very small part of latin america
  • there are 54 countries in africa
  • china has 56 different ethnic groups and none of them eat chop suey
  • singapore is not part of china
  • most singaporeans speak english as their first language, please don’t ask, “why is your English so good”


kushandwizdom:

Words of Emotion

marrymerrymarymorstan:

"Rape jokes aren’t harmful!"
A 16 year old girl’s sexual assault just became a fucking meme in less than a day and you don’t think that has any correlation to people not taking rape seriously?



Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.
Garrison Keillor (via kushandwizdom)